We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
OH MY HEART
'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
it’s a metaphor
this will forever be one of my favorite posts
Sexting. You’re doing it right.
GODDAMIT MR NOODLE
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
This post wins the internet.
Everybody go home.
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that