lolsofunny:

 



We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

lolsofunny:

 

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

menzelosnesboggess:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

it’s a metaphor

mrnmrsfreaky247:

justbecausefun:

covert-prophet:

thesacredgrove:

yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Lmao

Lmfao 😂-MRS

mrnmrsfreaky247:

justbecausefun:

covert-prophet:

thesacredgrove:

yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Lmao

Lmfao 😂
-MRS

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

thatfunnyblog:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

image

without it its just

image

NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.