i cant breathe
*posts a selfie*
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL
nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES
How to look like a douche bag****
wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420
you know what i think you need
a shark wearing a maids outfit
Is this free?
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child
me: *pulls out whole loaf of bread*
every bird in a ten mile radius: nice
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.